Memes only. Not financial advice. Read the rules before you do anything else.
$MUM on Solana

Mums Meme Business

Two mums. One meme coin. Zero promises.

No promises. No business plan. All meme. A joke coin made by two mums for fun. It does nothing and it comes with a laminated hall pass.

Token address (the only real one)
Check every character against this page. Copycat coins with similar names are not us.
HALL PASS HALL PASS

How it started

School pick-up, cold coffee, and one of us saying "what if we made a joke coin?" That is the entire origin story. There was no whiteboard, and there is still no business plan.

AloisheHandles the tech.
JessiHandles the vibes and quality control.

We are sisters-in-law and we are both mums. Our mascots are the two of us, always together. Blazers on, hall passes laminated, one travel mug the size of a toddler.

Every mum deserves a hall pass

Sleep. Hot coffee. A bathroom trip alone. The hall pass is the whole point of this coin, and it is not redeemable anywhere.

Tell us what yours is for. The best answer gets pinned. A pin is our entire prize pool.

HALL PASS
This pass entitles Mum to
One bathroom trip. Alone. With the door shut.
Laminated, lanyarded, legendary. Expires when someone says "Mum?" for the 47th time.

The rules

  1. It is a joke coin.Made for fun by two mums. No business plan. No utility. No roadmap. No promised returns.
  2. Our wallet is public.The founders' wallet address and holding percentage are listed on this page.
  3. If we sell, we say so.Any sale by either of us gets posted publicly.
  4. Only put in what you would happily lose.The hall pass covers rest, not risk.
  5. This is not financial advice.We are mums with a meme. Please treat us accordingly.

The boring bits

Name
Mums Meme Business
Ticker
MUM
Chain
Solana
Total supply
1,000,000,000
Decimals
9
Mint authority
Revoked
Freeze authority
None
Fees or taxes
None
Founders' wallet
Founders hold